Useless Day to Day Spammage.

i am in that state of mind

where i’m stuck

1 hour ago

crusingthroughreality:

maja-likes-stuff:

dragonloafs:

caelumfen:

cptprocrastination:

swooping-is-bad:

mycharacterstalktome:

thesanityclause:

upper-stories:

waffleguppies:

lunashadow:

constantcalibrations:

“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.

“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…

Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.

American Gods, Neil Gaiman
“-perimentally , with one finger, he found it deeply hurt—and a swollen lower lip.”
…

I don’t usually reblog these things, but this one was kind of funny and I wanted to share.“After the graveside service, the funeral director handed everyone a long-stemmed flower.” Star Girl by Jerry Spinelli.

“Anderson didn’t immediately send his crew chasing after the fleeing mercs.” Mass Effect: Revelation by Drew Karpyshyn

“It was, like most of the rooms in the Institute, an unused bedroom, meant for visiting Shadowhunters.”
Clockwork Prince, Cassandra Clare
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT ACCURATE

“Standing at the base of the tower on the edge of the river Styx, the two see signal lights on the horizon that come toward them and turn out to be a boat.”
Canto VIII, Dante’s Inferno, Text adaptation by Sandow Birk and Marcus Sanders

“I played with the thing for awhile.”
The Bird King and other sketches by Shaun Tan
Uhm

“Holmes locked the door to the suite behind us.” Kissing Sherlock Holmes
OH BABY YES.

“Meanwhile, somebody had pulled the fire alarm, mistakenly thinking where there’s smoke there must be fire.”
- Wonderland Avenue
God, this is actually…scarily accurate. There are a lot of people who think that I’m a lot more a) sexually available b) sexually experienced than I really am, because of the things that I say and the way I act.

“The Catholic Church attempted to eradicate pagan worship by incorporating major pagan holidays into Christian ones.”
Yeah, I don’t know either. Obviously something really odd is up with my sex life…

Good Omens
The Russian cultural attache’s black bread is particularly sought after by the more discerning duck, while the head of M19’s soggy Hoggis with Marmite is relished by the connoisseurs.
So…. I’m guessing something about being picky?

maja-likes-stuff:

dragonloafs:

caelumfen:

cptprocrastination:

swooping-is-bad:

mycharacterstalktome:

thesanityclause:

upper-stories:

waffleguppies:

lunashadow:

constantcalibrations:

“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”

OH GOD.

oh, phonebook.

“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.

omg…

Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.

Ummm.

American Gods, Neil Gaiman

“-perimentally , with one finger, he found it deeply hurt—and a swollen lower lip.”

…

I don’t usually reblog these things, but this one was kind of funny and I wanted to share.

“After the graveside service, the funeral director handed everyone a long-stemmed flower.” Star Girl by Jerry Spinelli.

“Anderson didn’t immediately send his crew chasing after the fleeing mercs.” Mass Effect: Revelation by Drew Karpyshyn

“It was, like most of the rooms in the Institute, an unused bedroom, meant for visiting Shadowhunters.”

Clockwork Prince, Cassandra Clare

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT ACCURATE

“Standing at the base of the tower on the edge of the river Styx, the two see signal lights on the horizon that come toward them and turn out to be a boat.”

Canto VIII, Dante’s Inferno, Text adaptation by Sandow Birk and Marcus Sanders

“I played with the thing for awhile.”

The Bird King and other sketches by Shaun Tan

Uhm

“Holmes locked the door to the suite behind us.” Kissing Sherlock Holmes

OH BABY YES.

“Meanwhile, somebody had pulled the fire alarm, mistakenly thinking where there’s smoke there must be fire.”

- Wonderland Avenue

God, this is actually…scarily accurate. There are a lot of people who think that I’m a lot more a) sexually available b) sexually experienced than I really am, because of the things that I say and the way I act.

“The Catholic Church attempted to eradicate pagan worship by incorporating major pagan holidays into Christian ones.”

Yeah, I don’t know either. Obviously something really odd is up with my sex life…

Good Omens

The Russian cultural attache’s black bread is particularly sought after by the more discerning duck, while the head of M19’s soggy Hoggis with Marmite is relished by the connoisseurs.

So…. I’m guessing something about being picky?

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